I get annoying phone calls essentially every day.
Telemarketers, pre-recorded scams, people who don’t speak English, random
idiots... Today was a particularly active day, as I received somewhere around
ten calls before 2:00 PM. Must be Mercury Retrograde.
A few minutes ago, I received a call while distracted by
something else. It was a number I didn’t recognize, so I just left it. Moments
later, I noticed I have a voicemail—a very long voicemail containing
nothing but dead air. Annoyed, I decide to call back.
After a few rings, the call connects. There’s a lot of
rustling, like the receiver is being dragged across a soft surface, or the
other party literally didn’t know how a phone works. When I finally hear a
voice, it belongs to a woman who sounds like she knows not who she is, where
she is, or what’s happening. The following is our exact conversation:
ME: (annoyed by rustling) DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK?
WOMAN: (after brief silence) Y-yeah.
ME: Then why did you just leave me a blank voicemail?
WOMAN: Huh?
ME: WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME A BLANK VOICEMAIL?
WOMAN: Who...who is this?
ME: You should know, you just called me.
WOMAN: (long pause) Wr...wrong number.
ME: WELL, THAT’S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY. (click)
True story.
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